I got home tonight and found a handwritten note stuck under one of fRed's windshield wipers. It said "If you are interested in selling your car. Please call {name1} or {name2} at {phonenumber}. Thank you". Punctuation aside, it made me curious: what made someone interested in my car in particular? I mean, I like him, but I see no reason some random person would. He doesn't even look good right now, he's so filthy. Hmm. I wonder if they know something I don't. Maybe years ago, thieves hid a bunch of loot in the door panels to avoid getting caught with it, and they've only now managed to track it down again, knowing that whatever's hidden there will far outweigh the cost of the car. I should do a thorough search.