Here is something random for everyone's general amusement. My mom has a book I made in my 3rd grade class of a bunch of things I wrote that year. This is one of them (try to imagine it scrawled in a little kid's handwriting across a whole sheet of paper). We were all in tears the first time we read it.

If I Were President

If I were president I would have to be 35 years or older. If I were running for president and I got elected this is what it might be like.

If I got elected I would make new rules. People who drink wouldn't be allowed to drive. I would make sure nobody wastes water, and I would try to stop pollution. I would make school half an hour shorter. I would also try to stop wars so everyone can be friends. I would make sure that everyone had enough food and good homes. Being president would be a hard job. There would be so many things to do!

I would do all sorts of things to make the United States a better place to live.

I never thought being president would be that hard. It would really be a ton of work!

Being president might be to hard for me. I don't really want to be president anyway. It would be way to much work for me. I have enough work to do here at school. It probably wouldn't be very fun anyway. So I'll just let somebody else be president and have all that work to do. But I'm not going.